Prepare For My Return

Memo To Minions:

Spaceship Received---Good Work Draco

I am preparing for return to HQ, my work here on Mars is done.   

Actually, there was no work to do, these pathetic martians are un-trainable idiots. 

 I don't know why such a worthless creature would ever have been created----

regardless of how handsome they are.

So you Minions must clean and restore  HQ to working conditions!!

Nutello:  update all computers with the latest intel of our new enemey: 

 Shoe Flake

Huntress:  clean up those portals and target Shoe Flakes' castle for attack on Tuesday

Milne:  Begin to write our detailed plans of attack and

 demoralizing propaganda to spread among our enemies, 

For Example, Stuff Like This:

Newbie #1:  Hope my portrait is complete!!

And it Better be Better than the Last One!!

AND

I expect to see it hanging in the foyer when I return to HQ

Draco:  Prepare armies for attack on Shoe Flake!

All other Minions:  Report to your previously assigned Posts!!

I will be returning to HQ in 0.2 seconds

(I'm not sure if that is Earth Time or Martian Time)

Returning to HQ

***Types in Meerkat Morse Code a Secret Message to Nutello***

TO:  Intelligence Officer Nutello
PRIORITY:  Highest and Most Secret
DATE & TIME:  Today and NOW!

Message:
NUTELLO----


GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fondly,
Supreme Tiggerpaka of the Universe,  Premiere Intelligence of Danger
(aka: S.T.U.P.I.D)

GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

***Pulls hair from Head and Spins around in Fury***

I AM GONE FOR JUST 3 MONTHS TO MARS 

AND COME BACK TO CHECK MY BLOG 

TO FIND MY DOMINANCE OF THE WORLD 

BEING CHALLENGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUTELLO!

UMBRELLA!

AND YOU---BLUE CAT THINGY 

AND SOME OF YOU OTHER 

WORTHLESS MINIONS!

ASSEMBLE YOURSELF AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!

WE ATTACK SHOEFLAKE AT DAWN!!

**Storms off***

**Pops Back In***

Uh---make that next Tuesday---

I have to figure out how to get back down to Earth. 

  

And let's meet after 9 am, Dawn is too early, it's just not civilized.   

**makes dramatic flare with paws and swirls back to minions and exits blog**

Attention Minions! This is a Live Video Feed from Mars!

Be sure to bow when you see my great presence on screen!

Hmmmm........seems to be offline-----

NUTELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIX THIS VIDEO FEED AT ONCE!!!

After all,

My Fans Await Me!

Sign In Minion!!

In case you haven't noticed....

I AM NOT POSTING ON THIS BLOG ANYMORE!!

SO WHOEVER YOU ARE 

READING THIS

SIGN IN !!

**sends computer to you from mars to sign in on**

Unless you are Scoobeedoo

In Which Case

WATCH YOUR BACK!!

You Don't Want to Miss Another Minute of MEEEEE!!!

Tiggerkat is begging for my help with her pathetic blog

She made a new one and knew it would go 

No Where FAST  without MY help!

So I shall be reporting in from time to time from Mars.

Mars.

It is a lonely place

No sign of intelligent life---ANYWHERE

Nope,

just these simple minded creatures

that are unexpectedly handsome

But  dumb as a box of rocks!

So stay posted Young Minions!!

And Be sure to make The Tigger Collab

Your New Home Page!

Yo Minions!

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THAT'S AN ORDER!