Operation Hostage Rescue Phase II . 5

Ok, Minions

You search the town for the Hostage

And I shall, uh, Interrogate that waitress...

And try not to get into any trouble!!

**Slips into Diner leaving Minions at the Curb**

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"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!""

"RAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!"

**CRASH!!**

**BOOM!!!**

**DISHES BREAK AND CLATTER**

**CHAIRS AND TABLES TOPPLE**

**DINERS FLEE**

**Tiggerpaka rushes out the door and past Minions**

RUN FOR IT!!

Operation Hostage Rescue: Phase II

***Group Exits Portal into Storybrooke***

***Huntress is restrained by ropes and chains***

Ok everyone!   Blend In!

We are going to act like we belong here, like we are one of them!

***Group strolls down Main Street whistling innocently***

***Except Huntress, she is muzzled and being dragged by her chains***

***Towns people stop and stare***

What are you looking at, you worthless human?!!

Haven't you ever seen a Meerkat take his Winged Fox for a walk?

***Towns people shrug and resume their business***

***Group passes by Granny's Diner***

What is that smell??

***Stomach growls***

I think we will need to fuel up before we attack the Evil Queen.

Let's stop at this fine establishment and dine, shall we?

Huntress----can you behave yourself if we go in to eat?

Is that a yes??

Good!  

Nutello, tie her to that lamp post and leave her a bowl of water

and let's go in and eeee----

WHO IS THAT GORGEOUS CREATURE?!!

I mean--uh, I mean

Who is that creature waiting tables?

She oddly smells a bit like you, Nutello!

Luckily that's as far as the similarities go!

Operation Hostage Rescue: Phase I

Our Hostage has not Returned 

In the Allotted Time Frame

He is late by about

52 hours

Huntress believes he may be Lost

She's wrong, of course

How can our Hostage be lost in his own Home Town?

No, something else is going on.

Something Dishonest and Deceitful

I smell Betrayal, Minions!

And there can only be ONE Explanation!

Our Hostage has been Kidnapped by his Mom

The Evil Queen!

How Evil can you be to do that to your own Son?!

So here is the New Plan!

We storm the Evil Queen's Castle!!

We rescue our Hostage!!

And Free my Dinge!!

So Suit up Minions!

Grab your weapons!

Prepare to Destroy Storybrooke!!

And Holding............

Great Game of Whack - A - Minion!!

   

Lucky for you PlayDo is good at Bandages!!

I think our Hostage is taking a little longer than Anticipated.

So while we wait......

How about a quick game of Hot Potato?

This Mission is on HOLD

***Looks at Clock***

Ok Minions!

While we wait for the Hostage to Come Back:

We Need Something to Do

And I have a Solution to This Problem!!

Huntress----you know that game "Whack a Mole"?

Well you make portals for all the Minions to pop up and down through

And I'll Whack 'em!!

Mission Impossible: Waking Draco

Good Job, Hostage!!!

Now look what you've done!

You put my Minion Draco into a Coma!!

How am I supposed to get your Ransom Note to the Evil Queen?

"Evil Queen?  You mean my Mom?"

**Sighs heavily**

"What has she done THIS time?"

She has my Dinge captured in her Mirror

And I want him Back NOW!

"Dinge?"

**Leans over to Nutello**

"What's he talking about?"

NO TALKING TO THE MINIONS, HOSTAGE!!

A Hostage needs to know his place!

Back to the Chair and Tie Yourself Up!

"Wait!  Uh, Mr. Tiggerpaka, Sir"

"I believe I can be of great Service to you."

How so?

"Uh, well, first, I can wake up your uh, minion, Draco?"

You're going to kiss him??!!

Yuck!!

"No, uh, see, the turnovers were not poisoned, he's not in a coma"

"Watch"

**Throws bucket of water on Draco who wakes up sputtering**

Hmmmm----very good, Hostage!

What else can you do for me?

"Well, seeing how the Evil Queen is my Mom, 

How about I take the Ransom note to her?"

Brilliant!!

She would never suspect the note to be delivered by the Hostage!

Your'e a genius, Hostage!

Here's the note, report back here in 2 hours!!