That's right!
I'm Back!!
Oy Vey!!
Can my mother-in-law cook up a grub!
Minions!
I have been alerted that Mistakaroo has re-started TFEOBB
and has wisely re-placed that boring Ash with MOI as the star!
It is a whole new series where I lead the benders on a super secret mission
to destroy Tireblade once and for all!!!
Although we thought Helga dispatched of him last summer,
it seems he has returned lurking in the shadows
and scaring these cute little kits named Musty and Crabby
who completely and utterly idolize me!
Such smart little guys!
So Minions!!
Prepare Weapons and Practice Maneuvers!
We March in......
***looks at self in mirror***
in 6 to 8 weeks...
Err, glad to see you're back sir. Something's different about you...did you get a haircut?
ReplyDeletevery observant, minion! yes, I had a little taken off the top---but not too much, I didn't want to drive all the meerkat girls wild.
DeleteSir, here. *gives Weight Watchers certificate*
ReplyDeletethank you
Delete**blows nose into certificate and tosses into trash**
. . .
ReplyDeleteLooking great today as always sir... ':)
since you are a newbie I will forgive you for stating the obvious. now fetch me that tray of candies you just made!
Deletesir yes sir!
ReplyDelete**returns salute**
Deleteas if you will get me
ReplyDeleteSir, you are beat up. We are focusing on Scoobedoo now instead.
DeleteNice being enemies with you,
Nutello
you has the odasity to show your face here >:O
Deletepretty much
DeleteI would try some of Cookie's low-fat grubs...
ReplyDeleteLow fat grub?? That's a worm, Milne! A worm! Do I look like a bird to you?! Thin ice, minion! Thin ice!
DeleteOh-
ReplyDeleteUh, nice to see you again, sir. o-o
Sorry I'm like two months late for the blog!
you are in need of penance, minion! And Helga and I are in need of a babysitter.......
DeleteAh, sir, something IS different about you...
ReplyDeleteUm... *shifts uncomfortably*
***looks warily up and down***
Deleteas do you, minion! Identify yourself!
Sir, she wants to tryout to be a minion. I've seen her looking in the porta-potty leading to HQ. Because of this you should make her a minion to make sure she doesn't blab!
Delete*winks to Nebula*
*dusts with one of feathered tails*
Delete(:D
**raises eyebrow suspiciously**
ReplyDeleteyou, sir, smell like fear......could it be......is that you.....tireblade?
ReplyDeleteI'm obviously just a parallel form of average cat, complete with different fur, wings... Oh, and of course the ability to rewrite my genetic code and rearrange my molecular structure to become the form of a different animal. Why, what a ridiculous command. I'm winged feline, master shape shifter, Nebula Night!
ReplyDeleteWas that good enough?
*Flinches and observes tiggerpaka*
ReplyDelete