Monday, December 30, 2013

Brace Yourself!

That's right!

I'm Back!!

Oy Vey!!

Can my mother-in-law cook up a grub!


I have been alerted that Mistakaroo has re-started TFEOBB

and has wisely re-placed that boring Ash with MOI as the star!

It is a whole new series where I lead the benders on a super secret mission

to destroy Tireblade once and for all!!!

Although we thought Helga dispatched of him last summer, 

it seems he has returned lurking in the shadows 

and scaring these cute little kits named Musty and Crabby

who completely and utterly idolize me!

Such smart little guys!

So Minions!!

Prepare Weapons and Practice Maneuvers!

We March in......

***looks at self in  mirror***

in 6 to 8 weeks...

Friday, November 8, 2013

Hiatus for the Holidays

Attention Minions!!

I will be on Hiatus for the Holidays

Hiatus is a fancy word for Vacation

And Vacation is a fancy word for Helga 

wants all of us to visit her Mother

So TFEOBB2 has been deleted

and there will be minimal posting on this blog.

And Minions will be placed on light duty.

Light Duty----that's a fancy word for 

Grub Collection and Den Maintenance.

Inspections will be completed upon my Return!!

"Let's Hurry, Paka Dearie, It's Time to Go"


I'll see you soon-----If I survive --- my monster-in-law is NOT nice!
and Helga won't let me shoot her with my RPG!!!

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Halloween Re-Cap

What a Great Halloween at the Paka House!

I loved seeing my Minions dressed up in costumes!

They'd knock at my door and say, 

"Trick or Treat!"

So sometimes I would Trick them

And other times I would let them honor me with treats!

Never enough Grubs around here!!

I can't wait to see what I can make my minions do for me for Thanksgiving!

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Halloween Eats!!

Great parties must have great eats!!

We Will Be Serving Grub Sushi

Centipede Rice Cakes

Scorpion Muffins

Baby Rat Wrapped in Banana Leaf


Fruit with Crunchy Ants

And For Dessert

Scorpion Pops

Or Grub Pops


 Newborn Mice Cakes!


This Party is going to be so Delicious!!!!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Halloween Decorations

We will be needing the following decorations to make this party 
the party to end all parties!!

This will be sooo Spooky!!

First, We need some Ghost Decorations!!

Then a Scary Troll to Stake Outside the Den!

And a Spooky Spider to Hang from a Tree!!

A Terrifying Three Headed Dogs from Hades!!

A Scary Tough Guy

And A Screechy Halloween Cat!!


Bring me all those things at once!!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Next on the list----Costumes!!

I need your vote for my Halloween Costume!

Do I go as Fun Loving, Lovable Me?

Or Maybe a Great Wizard?

Or Super Hero

Or something that Depicts My Great Intellect

Or I could Depict My Great Emperor Self

Or as a Great Warrior

Or I could go as Nutello!!

So many good Ideas to choose from----what do you think?

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

I'm Working on my Pumpkin Carving Skills!

Every Great Halloween Party 
should have LOTS of Scary Pumpkins!


I had to get one of the Kits to help me reach the first pumpkin.

Who knew they grew so high up in trees?!!

Uh...a little help here??

Where did those rotten kits go??!!

Oh! There they are, working on their own pumpkin!

Chips off the ole block!!

Back to Work!

Almost done....

Ta Da!!

 Scary, right?!!

Let's see how the Kits are doing

oh, no! no! no!

That doesn't look right at all!

Stupid Kits!