Saturday, January 25, 2014

ABORT MISSION!!!

***ABORT***ABORT***ABORT***



RELEASE THE GRAPES!




 RELEASE THE OOPMA LOOMPA'S AND THE CHOCO-GRUB RECIPE!






UNTIE THE PALACE GUARDS!





I have something better planned.




Seems someone sent me this news paper clipping:


"Human Settlement on Mars Mars One
 will establish a permanent human settlement on Mars. 
Crews of four will depart every two years, starting in 2024. 
Our first unmanned mission will be launched in 2018."


2018??!!


That's only 6 years away!



Luckily whoever sent me that news paper clipping
also sent me a suitcase!!


I must pack!




Clearly these humans recognize their need of my great 
skills in survival and leadership!!



Ahhhh......relaxing in the sun....



on those Red Martian Beaches...

Under the Martian Palm Trees...

Sipping Martian Smoothies...




And the Best part of being on Mars.....

All those Martian Grubs will be mine!!



24 comments:

  1. Sir, I don't think living on Mars would be very nice. It's damp, a desert, and to be frank, dangerous. There is a lack of oxygen that helps you to breathe on that planet so it'd be quite easy to die. I suggest we remain here on Earth, sir.

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    1. I agree. How about a nice party in Hawaii?

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    2. Yeah... Alas it's not what you think, sir.

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    3. @Nutello--"we"? what we? You weren't invited! No one wants a wolf thingy on mars! Meerkats---that's what they want!

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    4. @Nebs----Not what I think???!!! if you were an official minion you would know that I don't think! not ever!

      wait.

      that's not what I meant...uh....err.....BACK TO WORK, MINION!!

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    5. @Umbrello---Hawaii?!! You know I am not allowed in Asia!

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    6. So, thinking is underrated for your great and powerful cerebral cortex? What for, then? I don't understand...

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    7. Hawaii's technically part of the U.S, sir.

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    8. @Nebs & Umbrello---20 demerits for insubordination!

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    9. *cough* HAIRBALL *hack hack hack*

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  2. Also, I'm suspicious this website may be a hoax. Mars doesn't even have the same atmosphere-we couldn't be protected from solar flares... Who knows how cold it would be? There could be dangerous ravines and volcanoes, somebody could get lost and be stranded forever...

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    1. Danger is my middle name!

      See, this is why you are a meer minion apprentice. You lack the maturity of vision, unlike the unknown senders of this invitation who fully appreciate my great skills and leadership!

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    2. For the sake of your life? *kitten eyes* ;_;

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  3. I suggest somewhere....with more oxygen.

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  4. Also, it could be a scam from Tiredblade

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    1. Tireblade is destroyed you silly little minion. Thanks to my dearly departed Helga!

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    2. Do you know for sure?
      And what about Scoobeedoo?

      *Drops a maple syrup-covered grub into bowl*

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    3. mmmmm.....schtik--ee grub esh veddy good...mmmmmm

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  5. ............................. meow?

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    1. !!!!! WHAT IS WITH THIS SECRET CODED ENCRYPTED LANGUAGE!!!

      I demand you cease and desist immediately!!

      50 demerits to each of you!!!

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    2. Language of the species Felis Catus, sir.

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  6. Why don't you relaxe somewhere with equal quality and niceness.. Like Arizona or Mexico! Why don't we go to Brazil! Also, please keep the raisins and oopa-loompas away from me o.o

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    1. Or let's go to my dimension! Come to Chiwi island everybody! Huntress, you could transport us there, and we could all sip tropical drinks on the sandy white beaches while gazing out to see until it eventually falls off the edge of the floating chunk of land and disentegrates into the Seventeenth Dimension!

      Ah, the Eleventh Universe is lovely~

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Be careful how you comment.........You want to Remain on my Good Side, I promise you! And be sure to throw a Grub in the Bowl there when you leave your comment!