Friday, October 10, 2014

Attention Minions! This is a Live Video Feed from Mars!

Be sure to bow when you see my great presence on screen!








Hmmmm........seems to be offline-----

NUTELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIX THIS VIDEO FEED AT ONCE!!!

After all,

My Fans Await Me!

Friday, September 12, 2014

Sign In Minion!!

In case you haven't noticed....


I AM NOT POSTING ON THIS BLOG ANYMORE!!


SO WHOEVER YOU ARE 

READING THIS

SIGN IN !!


**sends computer to you from mars to sign in on**






Unless you are Scoobeedoo


In Which Case





WATCH YOUR BACK!!

Sunday, July 20, 2014

You Don't Want to Miss Another Minute of MEEEEE!!!







Tiggerkat is begging for my help with her pathetic blog

She made a new one and knew it would go 

No Where FAST  without MY help!




So I shall be reporting in from time to time from Mars.





Mars.



It is a lonely place



No sign of intelligent life---ANYWHERE




Nope,

just these simple minded creatures





that are unexpectedly handsome






But  dumb as a box of rocks!






So stay posted Young Minions!!



And Be sure to make The Tigger Collab



Your New Home Page!



Sunday, April 6, 2014

Monday, February 24, 2014

A Word From Tiggerpaka's Sponsor

While Tiggerpaka is off conquering new worlds, 
he will be taking a break from blogging
 so that his sponsor can concentrate on a new blog:  



I am sure if you post comments, The Great TP will reply 



Also,  you can see him in action on Great Shot's blog:  





I know some of you enjoy story writing

 and if you want to write something with character sign ups 

and if you send a message to TP about it

I know he would love to sign up!



After all, every story needs a hero,

and he is the right Meerkat for the job!


Just contact him by posting a comment on any post

OR:

email him at :  tiggerpaka@gmail.com



Sunday, February 23, 2014

Journal Entry # 38

I have befriended these idiotic alien creatures


and


they


Adore me!






They think I am a god

and


They have made me


Leader of their kind!






They sing my praises







And Dance my praises





They are in constant awe when I share with them 

my great feats of bravery from back home!





And they even erected a giant statue of me as tribute!





And we are not alone.


Humans have already colonized Mars!


And they seem to worship these alien creatures






They are always leaving them food!




Really Good Food Too!!






Those Martian Grubs are HUGE!!!




So as the humans worship the aliens...

And as the aliens worship me...

Then the Humans are actually worshiping


ME !





And Finally!



I am Emperor of the World!!!


Yep!





AND


I ain't never  going back!







Minions!




Dismissed!!


Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Journal Entry #32

My first report from Mars!  





That's right!  I made it!   


The launch was a bit tricky, and the landing a bit rough,

 but here I am!  







The first Meerkat on Mars!!




And there is an abundance of Alien Life!!





**puts hand to side of mouth and whispers***---

Boy are they ugly!     And stupid too!



**glances at the aliens and then whispers again**






And yet somehow familiar...