Friday, October 10, 2014

Attention Minions! This is a Live Video Feed from Mars!

Be sure to bow when you see my great presence on screen!








Hmmmm........seems to be offline-----

NUTELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIX THIS VIDEO FEED AT ONCE!!!

After all,

My Fans Await Me!

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    1. Great Scott! You are not allowed to view my highly classified video feed!
      And what's up with that hideous avatar??!!

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    2. Actually, uh, Tiggerpaka sir, I AM Nutello - see, I "hacked" Great Scott.

      And also, the avatar is Finnick Odair, sir. He won the Hunger Games twice and his weapon is a trident, and is very well at destroying people with it. He's my favorite character. :)

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    3. first, good job, nutello! hacking that pitiful Great Scott, best thing that ever happened to his blog, I'm sure!

      Second---I have no interest in Hunger Games, I got all the grubs I can eat here on Mars

      Thirdly--what kind of idiotic name is Finnick? Is he a fish?

      Fourth---Trident that destroys people, you say? Maybe this Finnick Fish has some redeeming qualities, go get him, Nutello, recruit him for a new minion

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  2. Death magic pixies made the screen black for me :(

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  3. They look so .....delicious I could almost eat them and you too tiggerpaka "The great"
    ~Zira the powerful

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    1. *raises eyebrow suspiciously*

      *peers closely into camera and notes the sharp teeth of Zira*

      *laughs nervously rubbing back of neck then scurries away from camera diving into den on mars*

      *throws note attached to rock at camera screen that reads: "Ha! You puny being! If I weren't so busy beating these worthless martians into submission I would squash you like a grub!"

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    2. *smiles haughtily* Hey Casey! Hows the rocket going I want some Mere cats now!

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    3. Casey the winged red foxOctober 27, 2014 at 4:59 PM

      Very well Zirburst >:)

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    4. psssssssssssssstttt---**whispers**** nutello? are you there? come in nutello!

      you must seek out and destroy this rocket---

      ----I think zirburst is really---


      **gulps**



      Tireblade!!!!!!!


      Back from the dead!!!!!!!!!!

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    5. I searched up Zirburst on "Google", sir, and it's close to "zirblast", which is apparently some sort of ceramic bead.

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    6. ceramic bead? That doesn't sound to scary!

      **laughs in relief, returns to den**

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    7. I AM NOT A CERAMIC BEAD! >:O

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    8. WHO IS YOu!? i IS NEW LEADER OF ZIRBURTS WORLD DOMINATION CHECK OUT MAH BLOG AND BE A U TODAY AND TAKE OVAR WORLD

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    9. **Eyes grow wider and wider***

      **Brow furrows and eyes narrow as lip curls in a sneer**

      **Jumps on computer and goes to blog**

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    10. i NEED HOSTAGE. (GRABS RANDOM PERSON) WHO IS U? hOW ARE YOU TODAY? oH U a01315? OK YOU IS BRAINS OF MAH OPERATIONS

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    11. wHAT IS U GOING TO DO?? *SLAPS AND THROWS TEA AT* MWAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  4. I literately went full tiggerpaka in Gym class today. Some kid was jogging slow in front of me and I thought "When I take over the world you will have a job that includes constant running". I them realized what I just thought and was like WATTTTTTTT

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    1. *sniff*
      *rubs corner of eye with paw*

      I've never been prouder of you than at this moment, dear minion

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