GAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

***Pulls hair from Head and Spins around in Fury***

I AM GONE FOR JUST 3 MONTHS TO MARS 

AND COME BACK TO CHECK MY BLOG 

TO FIND MY DOMINANCE OF THE WORLD 

BEING CHALLENGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUTELLO!

UMBRELLA!

AND YOU---BLUE CAT THINGY 

AND SOME OF YOU OTHER 

WORTHLESS MINIONS!

ASSEMBLE YOURSELF AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE!!

WE ATTACK SHOEFLAKE AT DAWN!!

**Storms off***

**Pops Back In***

Uh---make that next Tuesday---

I have to figure out how to get back down to Earth. 

  

And let's meet after 9 am, Dawn is too early, it's just not civilized.   

**makes dramatic flare with paws and swirls back to minions and exits blog**