Today we begin our quest
for the
MIGHTY DINGE
I will begin my Reconnaissance of local Lamp Shops
I was Advised the Lamps Must be
Really Really Old
So we need to go to Antique Stores
A store on wheels??
***Opens door and steps inside***
***Slams door and comes out terrified***
These were the only Lamps they were selling!!!
***whispers***
I think that was my Uncle George and Auntie June!
***Runs screaming away***
***Gets to town, Stops running***
Ok, let's try this place:
***Slams door and comes out terrified***
This is the only Lamps they were selling!!!
***Runs screaming away***
***Arrives in next Town***
That's It!
I'm done with Antiques!
Let's try Pawn Shops
Here's one:
***Slams Door Shut***
***throws up***
ugly lamps
ugly lamps everywhere
That's It!!
I Quit!!
****Stomps down the street angrily***
***Something Catches His Attention**
Hmmmmmm
This one looks promising!
Hope I get a good Deal!
-silently rolls over laughing as I catch the reference-
ReplyDeleteI'm reeaally hoping this is actually a reference
whats the refrence
DeleteOne Upon A Time, Mr Gold.
Delete*sigh* sir not those kinds of lamps i mean like,whatever....... umm wait your aunt and uncle are armadillos.. wat?? and wow those lamps are gaross.
ReplyDelete***blushes and shuffles awkwardly***
Deletearmadillos? heh-heh-uh-um.. of course not! don't be ridiculous! how could armadillos be related to meerkats---that just wouldn't make sense! you must've heard something wrong, you crazy fox!
Okay...
Delete* throws 20 grubs into bowl* hope tihs makes up for those lamps * throws in 2 more*
ReplyDeleteAh yes, Mr. Gold, or Rumplestiltskin. I've read fairy tales about him; he's known for spinning straw into gold.
ReplyDeleteNow though, he lives in Storybrooke, Maine.
spins straw into gold you say? DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND??!!!
DeleteTHAT'S why you are NO LONGER MY INTELLIGENCE OFFICER!!
sir, straw is worthless.
Deletegold is worth millions of dollars. with dollars you can get practically anything in the world. i speak the truth, sir.
can I get duct tape for your annoying mouth?
Deleteyes, but sir, i would like to know why i am all of the sudden considered "annoying".
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Deletethere is nothing sudden about it !
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