Saturday, January 31, 2015

The Quest Begins

Today we begin our quest

for the 

MIGHTY DINGE


I will begin my Reconnaissance of local Lamp Shops


I was Advised the Lamps Must be

Really Really Old



So we need to go to Antique Stores


A store on wheels??





***Opens door and steps inside***



***Slams door and comes out terrified***

These were the only Lamps they were selling!!!




***whispers***

I think that was my Uncle George and Auntie June!



***Runs screaming away***




***Gets to town, Stops running***


Ok, let's try this place:






***Slams door and comes out terrified***

This is the only Lamps they were selling!!!









***Runs screaming away***



***Arrives in next Town***




That's It!


I'm done with Antiques!


Let's try Pawn Shops



Here's one:




***Slams Door Shut***


***throws up***


ugly lamps

ugly lamps everywhere






That's It!!



I Quit!!



****Stomps down the street angrily***


***Something Catches His Attention**





Hmmmmmm



This one looks promising!






Hope I get a good Deal!


14 comments:

  1. -silently rolls over laughing as I catch the reference-
    I'm reeaally hoping this is actually a reference

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  2. *sigh* sir not those kinds of lamps i mean like,whatever....... umm wait your aunt and uncle are armadillos.. wat?? and wow those lamps are gaross.

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    1. ***blushes and shuffles awkwardly***

      armadillos? heh-heh-uh-um.. of course not! don't be ridiculous! how could armadillos be related to meerkats---that just wouldn't make sense! you must've heard something wrong, you crazy fox!

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  3. * throws 20 grubs into bowl* hope tihs makes up for those lamps * throws in 2 more*

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  4. Ah yes, Mr. Gold, or Rumplestiltskin. I've read fairy tales about him; he's known for spinning straw into gold.

    Now though, he lives in Storybrooke, Maine.

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    1. spins straw into gold you say? DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND??!!!

      THAT'S why you are NO LONGER MY INTELLIGENCE OFFICER!!

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    2. sir, straw is worthless.
      gold is worth millions of dollars. with dollars you can get practically anything in the world. i speak the truth, sir.

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    3. can I get duct tape for your annoying mouth?

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    4. yes, but sir, i would like to know why i am all of the sudden considered "annoying".

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