Prepare For My Return

Memo To Minions:

Spaceship Received---Good Work Draco

I am preparing for return to HQ, my work here on Mars is done.   

Actually, there was no work to do, these pathetic martians are un-trainable idiots. 

 I don't know why such a worthless creature would ever have been created----

regardless of how handsome they are.

So you Minions must clean and restore  HQ to working conditions!!

Nutello:  update all computers with the latest intel of our new enemey: 

 Shoe Flake

Huntress:  clean up those portals and target Shoe Flakes' castle for attack on Tuesday

Milne:  Begin to write our detailed plans of attack and

 demoralizing propaganda to spread among our enemies, 

For Example, Stuff Like This:

Newbie #1:  Hope my portrait is complete!!

And it Better be Better than the Last One!!

AND

I expect to see it hanging in the foyer when I return to HQ

Draco:  Prepare armies for attack on Shoe Flake!

All other Minions:  Report to your previously assigned Posts!!

I will be returning to HQ in 0.2 seconds

(I'm not sure if that is Earth Time or Martian Time)