Preparing for Tomorrow's Attack on Shoe Flake

What kind of name is that anyway?

I picture a nasty old flaky shoe.

Maybe Like this:

Or This:

Or This:

Sorry,  that was just a Flake

**Shudders**  

MINIONS!!

FOCUS!!

Now I have  heard rumors that there is this "Amazon Dot Com" 

where you can buy 

ANYTHING

AND

 I hear that Shoe Flake has ordered

 Harpoons from there.

But we can do better than that!!

Draco!!!!

We need to Arm our Army with powerful Arms!

So I order this for You!

Milne!!!!

You will need to Catalog and Inventory

All the New Bombs 

I am ordering!!

Huntress!!!!

I order for you: 

A Jet Pack!!

(In case of Portal Collapse)

Nutello!!!!

A Spy Book!

So you can improve your spy skills

when you collect Intelligence on our Enemy

(should be a quick and easy job)

Newbie #1 !!!!

For you I buy this Video Spy Watch

You can record our Victory 

and then Paint Glorious Victory Portraits 

Of Me Conquering

The Shoe Flake

Victoriously

Avvy / Koobie!!!!

As you are new and confused

For now I give you this:

Study it!

Day and Night!

And when you figure out what you are

report back to me!!

And for 

All Minions!!!!

I have saved the best news for last!

This will really boost your morale!!

And I am adding a new addition 

to your Meal Rations:

Unicorn Meat!!