I have befriended these idiotic alien creatures
and
they
Adore me!
They think I am a god
and
They have made me
Leader of their kind!
They sing my praises
And Dance my praises
They are in constant awe when I share with them
my great feats of bravery from back home!
And they even erected a giant statue of me as tribute!
And we are not alone.
Humans have already colonized Mars!
And they seem to worship these alien creatures
They are always leaving them food!
Really Good Food Too!!
Those Martian Grubs are HUGE!!!
So as the humans worship the aliens...
And as the aliens worship me...
Then the Humans are actually worshiping
ME !
And Finally!
I am Emperor of the World!!!
Yep!
AND
I ain't never going back!
Minions!
Dismissed!!