My mentors are preparing me well!
This week they tested my abilities in the category of
"Flight or Fright".
with:
This week they tested my abilities in the category of
"Flight or Fright".
with:
Aliens!
They prepared me for the possibility of Alien Attack
through a Simulation
with Fake Aliens.
Late at night
I could hear their approach.
I was prepared to protect my Simulated Martian Encampment!!
I immediately went into battle mode!
I think I exceeded all expectations...
And I rushed outside the Encampment
And went full Warrior on those Aliens!!
Wow! Did they scatter in total fear!!
I am totally Acing this Training Program!!
And I rushed outside the Encampment
And went full Warrior on those Aliens!!
Wow! Did they scatter in total fear!!
I am totally Acing this Training Program!!
It's a good thing there's no sign of any present animal life on Mars... The most we'll find would be microorganisms! Better safe than sorry, I suppose... *sweat*
ReplyDeletemicroorganisms?!??!! Don't underestimate the danger of those mangy critters! They're big and mean and hairy with spikes and drool and red spots!
DeleteAnd that is why they chose a Meerkat for this mission to mars and not a ***looks at nebs up and down** what are you again?
Micro, sir. Short for microscopic, which means so tiny, it's invisible to the eye.
Delete*Drops grub into bowl*
Well, actually, to clear things up... *pulls out strange, primitive-looking microscope and taps lens twice* These are microorganisms. *hologram of slide shows up* They are mangy, yes, spiky, and some spots... But I wouldn't exact call them big... Quite the opposite, actually, sir.
DeleteAlso, a lot has been going on with society of the other universes, the taxonomy of the Chiwans has been changing a bit, but now I'm a "Cyani Felinave Chiwi" (Sy-AHN-ee Fee-lin-AH-vay Chih-wee) In short, a shape-shifting catbird from a distant universe.
Would you rather I were as... *glows white and with a small explosion, collapses into white pieces, then they rearrange themselves in the shape of a a small, mongoose-like mammal* ...A meerkat? *scowls and flies away*
Congrats! :)
ReplyDeleteUm.... Sir you are doing superb! Your uh.. mentors couldn't possibly regect you! *laughs nervously*
ReplyDeleteUh, yeah!
DeleteYou're doing amazing sir! *Fake smile*
ReplyDelete*Whispers to other minions* They went easy on them, didn't they?
*becomes "catbird" form again, begins to hover, and whispers in Umbrello's ear*
DeleteI'll say... Not to go against him, but, he's being so naive...
*Rather fake smile* Yes, you are making great progress!
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