***Group emerges from Portal and find selves at HQ Emerging from Oven***
Glad the oven wasn't on!
ok
Gather round now Minions!
We have a new plan!
We have have this creature
that I hear is dear to the Evil Queen
***smirks***
I made a rhyme.
We will trade it for the Mirror holding the Dinge!
But first we must write a Ransom note!
Nutello---you're in charge of that.
Be sure we sound super scary and intimidating!
Maybe include a picture or two.
**Pulls Draco and Umbrello together**
Here--get a picture of them!
**FLASH**
Good. Now get a picture of Huntress!
Huntress??
HUNTRESS!!
Where is that blasted flying fox??
"Did somebody say blast??"
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll work on the note right away sir. Shall send it to you once it's complete.
ReplyDeleteSorry? * starts shooting gun at target*
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should practice my portal skills....
ReplyDeletehuntress....
ReplyDeleteahem * unruffled fur* Sorry about that, blame Civilization the video game for allowing me to go to war and use tanks. I will try not to destroy everything,key word is try.
ReplyDeleteyou have tanks??
DeleteHave you been keeping things from me, Minion??!!!
In a video game where you are a civilization
Deletealso flying foxes are a type of bat
ReplyDeletefoxes are not bats, I think you have suffered concussions from all your blasting
Delete*sigh* ok.... I guess
DeleteAhh the good old days. Remember me? I was that pokemon dude. Hahahaha...
ReplyDeleteNooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Imposter!!! I blasted you into Oblivion! See my #2 List, you are # 11 and you are Gone!!!
DeleteSo, Mr. Dr. Plague, I don't know who you really are...
***Looks new guy up and down***
But I think your skills could make you a useful minion....
Report to duty at 0600, Newbie!
But wash those spots off your skin first....
Yeah you show him tiggerpaka he Pokemon guy is gone that can't be him
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