OK Minions!
If we are to free my Dinge!!
We must first gather as much information as we can!
I have brought us to this boring little insignificant town
called Story Book
I hear this is where the Evil Queen lives
Who is the Evil Queen you ask?
**Looks Left---Looks Right**
**Puts Paw to side of mouth and whispers loudly holding up a Photo**
This is She!!
Memorize that Face!
Avoid her at All Costs!!
We don't want to blow our Cover!!
**Crumbles up photo and Eats it**
Nutello!
You gather Intelligence of this ridiculous little Town!
Find out what are their strengths, weakness.
Do they have a standing army?
Do they have Grubs?
Important stuff like that.
Huntress!
You scope out the Evil Queen's Palace!
Map details of the castle's lay out
Look for secret entrances
Determine the best location for your portals
Preferrably in the Kitchen
(My tummy's growling)
Draco!
You scour and map out StoryBook
so we know the best routes for our stealthy maneuvers
when we invade
WITHOUT SLEDGEHAMMERS!
Be sure your map includes grub locations.
Now, what other Minions are reporting for Duty?
Sir, that's not the Evil Queen. This is the real one:
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I know quite a bit about this town, but I don't believe they have grubs. They do have somewhat of a makeshift army though of the residents, usually lead by Prince Charming. Or Emma Swan.
no grubs? We're done here
DeleteOkay so kitchens are usually near forested areas in living quarters so all I need to do is fly over and the grassy area in circles with my portal powder so, did I meet the criteria of what you wanted?
ReplyDeletesounds good minion! you pull this off and you will be re-promoted!
Delete*Salute* anything you need, sir
ReplyDeletegrubs! I need grubs! Nutello tells me this town is lacking!!
DeleteWe are on it, sir!
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