As the orange sun broke through the sleepy night sky,
a brave and fearless, handsome and charismatic meerkat
began his hunt.
Accompanied by his somewhat able bodied,
Semi-Intelligent
barely useful
minions.
Who wake every day thanking the heavens that they
are under the tutelage of
Tiggerpaka The Great!
"I see movement up ahead!" Nutello whispers.
The group peered through the bushes
"Our soon to be dead opponents!" cheered Playdo who is quickly hushed by the others.
(I wonder what they taste like? Playdo mutters to himself)
"Huntress---create a portal to put us in their midsts"
Tiggerpaka began instruction
"And then you Draco---begin an onslaught of fire"
"And the rest of you----"
"SIR YES SIR!!"
Huntress responded enthusiastically and opened her portal before
Tiggerpaka could give the rest of the instructions.
In a flash of brilliant streaming lights
Tiggerpaka and his minions are pulled into the portal
And re-appear in the middle of their opponent's camp
In the middle of their fire pit
In a large kettle of hot water
"Breakfast!!!" The opponents cheered gleefully.
Their leader begins to add vegetables and salt and pepper
to the kettle.
Huntress begins to eat the vegetiables
"Mmmm! Dee-licious!!"
Playdo takes one finger and swipes Huntress's back and pops
his finger tastefully into his mouth.
"I agree!" Playdo grins.
The opponents leader begins to baste Tiggerpaka and his minions.
"I see now, this really is the Hungry Games, Sir" Nutello said woefully.
"Cannibals! They're cannibals!" Umbrello yelled.
"And their going to eat us and then they win!" Draco pouted.
"Cannibals?" Playdo perks up then laughs maniacally.
"Well that's my specialty!"
"I have all the recipes and everything!"
Playdo jumps free of the kettle, knocking it out of the fire.
As Tiggerpaka and the rest of the minions spill to the ground,
Playdo rips through the opponents at the speed of light slapping labels on their foreheads.
And tying them up like cattle.
"What's he doing?" Nutello asks.
"I think those are nutrition labels?" Umbrello answered
As Playdo pulls the opponents into a tight grouping, he hands off the ropes to Draco to hold.
"Who's ready for a roast?" Playdo asks with a grin. "Fire up, Draco!"
"WAIT!!!"
Tiggerpaka roars.
"I give the orders around here!!"
Tiggerpaka admonished Playdo
"20 Demerits, Minion!"
"and 10 Demerits for you, Draco!"
Draco stammers---"Wha-wha-what did I do?"
"You helped Playdo! I see you holding that rope!"
Draco drops the rope and the opponents break free and run for the forest.
"Dang it! Tiggerpaka lost our Breakfast!" Playdo muttered to himself angrily.
"What was that, Minion?" Tiggerpaka challenged.
"Nothing, Sir. Just wanted to know what you wanted for Breakfast."
Ah! Yes, I am hungry! and these are the Hungry Games
So let's go find some grubs!
*starts to fly up* I will watch from up here.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that this is a bit of a different writing style then usual I think and its cool, MORE WORDS PER POST HUZZAH!
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