TIGGERPAKA!!!!
Everyone freezes in place----not a breath is heard.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS NONSENSE?"
Helga!!
Gulp!!
She's Back!!
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLAYING
THESE SILLY GAMES WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS?"
Tiggerpaka looks around---everyone
and I mean EVERYONE
has run for cover!!
Leaving only Helga and Tiggerpaka.
TIggerpaka clears his throat.
My Darling, Helga!!
I have been so worried about you!
I have been searching everywhere for you!
"Don't give me that nonsense!"
"I know very well where you've been this past year!"
"Shacking up with all those little meerkat honeys!!"
Whaaa???
What is all this nonsense you're talking about, Woman?
I've been on a Top Secret Mission!
I was the first Meerkat on Mars!!
Helga covers her mouth to stifle a laugh.
"Mars?"
"You silly goose!"
"You were in a zoo----in London!"
"Now let's forget all this silliness!"
"I'm taking you home"
WHat- WHAt IS That HOrror!?
ReplyDelete* brings army of winged foxes * ummm what.... uhhh sorry guys you can go home no death and destruction today *groans and moans and sadness/annoyances as they fly away*
ReplyDeleteWell, that escalated quickly.
ReplyDeleteyup
Deletethe relationship is cute, but uh...helga scares me
ReplyDelete**whispers** me too!
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