Journal Entry # 38

I have befriended these idiotic alien creatures


and


they


Adore me!

They think I am a god

and


They have made me


Leader of their kind!

They sing my praises

And Dance my praises

They are in constant awe when I share with them 

my great feats of bravery from back home!

And they even erected a giant statue of me as tribute!

And we are not alone.

Humans have already colonized Mars!

And they seem to worship these alien creatures

They are always leaving them food!

Really Good Food Too!!

Those Martian Grubs are HUGE!!!

So as the humans worship the aliens...

And as the aliens worship me...

Then the Humans are actually worshiping


ME !

And Finally!

I am Emperor of the World!!!

Yep!

AND


I ain't never  going back!

Minions!

Dismissed!!

Journal Entry #32

My first report from Mars!  

That's right!  I made it!   

The launch was a bit tricky, and the landing a bit rough,

 but here I am!  

The first Meerkat on Mars!!

And there is an abundance of Alien Life!!

**puts hand to side of mouth and whispers***---

Boy are they ugly!     And stupid too!

**glances at the aliens and then whispers again**

And yet somehow familiar...

Journal Entry #29

Well my Minions, I must say farewell!

It is launch time!

My mentors left my rocket at my door step last night

Along with my launch pad

So I am suited up and ready to make history!

Mistaka-roo!

I leave you in charge of HQ!

Nebs!

I leave you in charge of Mistakaroo!

Umbrello!  

As soon as my mentors open up mars to dragons I will send for you!

Nota!

Be sure to include this in my memoirs!!

Milne!

Where's my autobiography?!!

Nevermind--just ship it up to mars when you finish

Journal Entry #23

My mentors are preparing me well!



This week they tested my abilities in the category of


 "Flight or Fright".

with:

Aliens!

They prepared me for the possibility of Alien Attack 

through a  Simulation 

with Fake Aliens.

Late at night

I could hear their approach.

I was prepared to protect my Simulated Martian Encampment!!

I immediately went into battle mode!

I think I exceeded all expectations...


And I rushed outside the Encampment


And went full Warrior on those Aliens!!




Wow!  Did they scatter in total fear!!





I am totally Acing this Training Program!!

Journal Entry #19

2/1/14

Ah, my clever mentors! As they know I will be the only Meerkat on Mars, they are preparing me for this fact  by isolating me from all other trainees and mentors!  And they have cleverly left clues for my training and I know they are observing and must be duly impressed with my great skills!


The first clue I have discovered is for my Zero Gravity Training.

Should take no time at all to repair this Zero Gravity Training Contraption!

All you  need  are the Right Tools....

Now, let me map out the plans.....

Yep, that's how it should work!

I'm a genius, my mentors will be so impressed!!

*** 6 hours later***

It works!!

It WORKS!!!

I'M 

FLY--IIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!

****Oooommmppffff !!***

**sigh**

Journal Entry # 15

1/29/2014

Day 3:  Arrival to the Amazing Meerkat Mission to Mars Camp (hereonto be known as AMMMC)

As I settle into my living quarters I notice the extent to which my Martian Meerkat Mentors have gone to insure the thoroughness of my training.

Obviously my first training session will be on wilderness survival.  

 I will be a natural at that!

***Unpacks Bags*** 

***pulls out flat screen TV and satellite dish***

***pulls out i-pad***

***pulls out frappacino machine***

***pulls out Lazy Boy Recliner***

***Hops into recliner, turns on TV and I-pad reaches over to fill mug w/ grub frappacino**

Yep!  I am a survival expert!!