Good Job, Hostage!!!
Now look what you've done!
You put my Minion Draco into a Coma!!
How am I supposed to get your Ransom Note to the Evil Queen?
"Evil Queen? You mean my Mom?"
**Sighs heavily**
"What has she done THIS time?"
She has my Dinge captured in her Mirror
And I want him Back NOW!
"Dinge?"
**Leans over to Nutello**
"What's he talking about?"
NO TALKING TO THE MINIONS, HOSTAGE!!
A Hostage needs to know his place!
Back to the Chair and Tie Yourself Up!
"Wait! Uh, Mr. Tiggerpaka, Sir"
"I believe I can be of great Service to you."
How so?
"Uh, well, first, I can wake up your uh, minion, Draco?"
You're going to kiss him??!!
Yuck!!
"No, uh, see, the turnovers were not poisoned, he's not in a coma"
"Watch"
**Throws bucket of water on Draco who wakes up sputtering**
Hmmmm----very good, Hostage!
What else can you do for me?
"Well, seeing how the Evil Queen is my Mom,
How about I take the Ransom note to her?"
Brilliant!!
She would never suspect the note to be delivered by the Hostage!
Your'e a genius, Hostage!
Here's the note, report back here in 2 hours!!
*cleans off water * WHO DID THAT!!!
ReplyDeletePipe Down, Minion! Have another turnover and go back to sleep!
DeleteOh boy...
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